Lyrics & Chords

I Will Hit You with a Rock (and You Will Thank Me)

Words and Music by C. Scott Davis

Transpose:

A   E   D   A E
[intro]


VERSE:

A                        E  
Let me buy us a round or two

                   D     
so we can talk, my friend

             A   E    
What are you drinking?

A                       E  
We're all concerned for you

                           D   
You're doing crazy things again

             A   E    
What are you thinking?


A                        E  
I don't mean to make you mad

                           D    
But you're kind of off the rails

           A    E  
and we all know it.

A                           E  
I think you've been feeling sad

                      D   
It's not that hard to tell

                 A    E  
though you don't show it.



CHORUS:

G                  D  
Please don't walk away

       Bm                F#m 
I only say this for your sake

                      G   
If I have to make you stay

                        E   
I'll do whatever it may take


A                   E    
Stop staring at the clock

                  D    
messing with your phone

                 A    E 
and listen to me frankly

A                     E   
I will hit you with a rock

        D
[pause]

             A     E  
And you will thank me.


G                 D 
All I'm trying to do

              Bm              F#m 
is knock some sense into your head

                                 G   
If something doesn't change real soon

                            E    
you're gonna end up hurt or dead.


[beat]


VERSE:

A                       E   
Don't laugh; it's not a joke

             D   
I mean every word

          A  E  
that I am saying

A                            E    
Please don't think that I misspoke

                    D    
or that you just misheard

             A   E  
'cos I'm not playing


A                   E    
I wish you wouldn't shout

                      D  
If I didn't care, you bet

              A  E 
I'd leave you to it

A                  E    
But there is not a doubt

                    D     
This is not an idle threat

              A  E 
Don't make me do it



CHORUS:

G                  D  
Please don't walk away

       Bm                F#m 
I only say this for your sake

                      G   
If I have to make you stay

                        E   
I'll do whatever it may take


A                     E   
I will hit you with a rock

        D     
[pause]

             A     E  
And you will thank me.

A                 E    
You seem to be in shock

      D   
I can tell

                            A    E 
'cause you're staring at me blankly


G                 D 
All I'm trying to do

              Bm              F#m 
is knock some sense into your head

                                 G   
If something doesn't change real soon

                            E    
you're gonna end up hurt or dead.


A                   E    
Stop staring at the clock

                  D    
messing with your phone

                 A    E 
and listen to me frankly

A                     E   
I will hit you with a rock

        D     
[pause]

             A     E  
And you will thank me.

A                 E    
You seem to be in shock

      D   
I can tell

                            A    E 
'cause you're staring at me blankly

A                     E   
I will hit you with a rock

                            D    
(I'll really hit you with a rock)

             A     E  
And you will thank me.


A                     E   
I will hit you with a rock

 


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"All I Seem to Find is Green" performed by Jethal Silverwing
Album Art created by Mark Davis

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